nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Dental Muffin

When a guy goes down on a girl while she has a yeast infection.

Rebecca is a dirty whore. Phil ate her out last night and she gave him a dental muffin.

by Filth. E. McNasty September 4, 2013

Cunt muffin

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

by IRHTTC May 5, 2017

Midwest Muffin

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth

The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"

by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015

Craze Muffin

Someone whose CrAzY but also cute.

Wesley is such a craze muffin!

by Bubbubz July 25, 2016

Cunt muffin

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019

Muffin stud

A vaginal piercing that is used to get stud muffins like you to get in her pants.

Whoa! did you see Trina's muffin stud? I think it's pretty cool. I'm totally gonna sleep with her now

by THEOTHERGUYSTHEYSEEMPRETTYCOOL November 13, 2011