Muffin Breath

And endearing term for a new friend that you meet that you feel comfortable around, and who you'd like to lightly prod so that they feel this way around you, and let down their guard etc.
Also, there is a strong connotation here towards the act of eating muffins, which like a good friend make you feel satiated and comfortable.

Person 1: Hey muffin breath!

Person 2: :P Heya

by 1337Gamer August 20, 2013

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 6, 2010

Burnt Muffin

When an kid fingers he/she's ass hole and bakes the unwanted waste or or crap found in it.

Stew likes burnt muffins because he always feels like a champion.

by Dylan from Parks May 2, 2010

Chunk-muffin

A person displaying unsightly stomach fat. Usually seen when a larger person is reaching for the last Donut on the top shelf

Did you see the size of that Chunk-muffin?

Boy, that Chunk-muffin sure has large calves.

by 2cheesy December 26, 2009

muffin hopping

when a morbedly obesed woman or man wears too tight of clothes and her or his lower back fat buldges out of there pants.

damn that girl is big as hell, Her back be muffin hopping.

by michele derek February 23, 2008

Midwest Muffin

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth

The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"

by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015

Dental Muffin

When a guy goes down on a girl while she has a yeast infection.

Rebecca is a dirty whore. Phil ate her out last night and she gave him a dental muffin.

by Filth. E. McNasty September 4, 2013