Mom NBT

Mom NBT is an acronym which stands for May Or May Not Be True. It is used with sarcasm to describe an awkward, embarrassing, or strange situation that is actually true though you don't really want to admit it openly.

Mom NBT It's Friday night and I am home alone watching Hannah Montana.

Mom NBT I made out with a chick with a mustache last night.

Mom NBT I have no recollection of what happened last night.

by whathappensinvegas June 4, 2009

mom's spaghetti

Originally from "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. "Mom's spaghetti" is used at the end of a long speech or explanation.

Steve: "We need to grow as people in order to truly grow as a society. From time and time again, we have failed to provide the basic needs to human beings and because so, there are many that die preventable deaths. One day we will outgrow this trend and become truly divine creatures; mom's spaghetti."

by The Supreme Gentleman December 6, 2014

mom job

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

by penciltucky October 31, 2011

Moth Mom

Best Mom

Moth Mom is best mom

by Moth Mom’s fan August 15, 2018

Mommed the Facebook

When something becomes uncool, like when your mom joins facebook. Similar to "jumped the shark".

I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.

by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009

Wow Mom

Wow Mom; Getting a tattoo of a "M" on each butt cheek and using your Bung Hole as the "O" so it spells MOM when you bend over.

Did you see Carla's new tattoo on her ass, when she bends over it says Mom.

Ya but when she showed me it said Wow.

WOW MOM, Wow.... Mom...

by Mr Shocker April 18, 2010

lyns mom

a big skanky neanderthal woman who scares the shit out of men until they give into her sexual desires. poor men, AND NO I AM NOT A VICTIM SO FUCK YOU.

DUDE, look at what that that lyns mom is doing to that poor man's pecker.

by i love you lyn October 3, 2003