Mom and Dad

The last people you want to see having sex together

"Mom and dad are such assholes, they won't even let me have a sleepover at Chris's house

by The cat from under your bed November 15, 2020

mom's spaghetti

Originally from "Lose Yourself" by Eminem. "Mom's spaghetti" is used at the end of a long speech or explanation.

Steve: "We need to grow as people in order to truly grow as a society. From time and time again, we have failed to provide the basic needs to human beings and because so, there are many that die preventable deaths. One day we will outgrow this trend and become truly divine creatures; mom's spaghetti."

by The Supreme Gentleman December 6, 2014

Wow Mom

Wow Mom; Getting a tattoo of a "M" on each butt cheek and using your Bung Hole as the "O" so it spells MOM when you bend over.

Did you see Carla's new tattoo on her ass, when she bends over it says Mom.

Ya but when she showed me it said Wow.

WOW MOM, Wow.... Mom...

by Mr Shocker April 18, 2010

Mommed the Facebook

When something becomes uncool, like when your mom joins facebook. Similar to "jumped the shark".

I loved that band until they released that christmas album, that's when they really mommed the facebook.

by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009

mom look

When you wife or girlfriend gives you that same look your mother used to when you were in deep doggie doo

I told an off color joke at the party and the wife gave me the "Mom Look"

Hey dude, I think you better calm down, your girlfriend is giving you that "Mom Look"

by I'm Joe Somebody August 24, 2014

scott's mom

Nastiest skank known to existence. Fupa down to her knees, roast beef lips, and a mustache that puts Ron Swanson to shame.

That girl is beat up, like Scott's mom.

by ryanstodd October 23, 2014

Moth Mom

Best Mom

Moth Mom is best mom

by Moth Mom’s fan August 15, 2018