A guy who likes to drink cups of tea and read the news paper, from time to time watched footy with the bois.
by Pandagonom April 08, 2021
The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
by RemoteCodeExecution November 30, 2017
Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.
by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022
by JaJacksAgayuBoi March 18, 2021
Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 13, 2024