miked

something that has been recklessly broken/ damaged or messed up.

You really "miked" dinner when you left it the oven for too long.

by anonymous September 1, 2022

meatless mike

A guy with a micropenis

I couldn't even feel it, he was a total meatless Mike.

by _~_~_~ April 24, 2017

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike

Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.

by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021

Mike

A friend who is chronically dyspraxic but he never fails to make you laugh.

Mike is dyspraxic but cool

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

Mike's Dynamite Stick

While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"

Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it

by Sand Dollar Jr February 12, 2024

mike paden

The single best Beam streamer in all of Beam

Did you see MPW last night? Mike Paden did AMAZING on the card.

by THEsd23 April 24, 2017