Sugar Loan Skank

Someone who borrows money under the impression that it is earmarked to alleviate financial hardship, however, uses the money for trivial personal gratification.

Damn, I loaned Sal $25,000 to pay for her Mom's medical bills, but she flew to Europe for a month instead! What a sugar loan skank!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009

Cadbury Lane

A song by Limerick-based band Rusty Trombone and The Fanny Farts, describing a man's desire for anal sex.

"Hey look over there!"
-"That's the guy from Rusty Trombone and the Fanny Farts"
"Hey Rusty! Will you sing Cadbury Lane for us?"

by bewnsey September 21, 2009

Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.

Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.

by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010

A Lane Estill

A Lane Estill is someone who will copy everything someone does, and will become a douche bag.

An Example of A Lane Estill , is just someone who copies someone else.

by K. Workman January 16, 2010

Mammy Loan

A amount of money borrowed from your mother without the intention of returning. Making no debt, free money.

Loans may be taken out without other parenting figure.

am skint, may need to get a mammy loan

by TakenNameAlready October 15, 2010

bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.

It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.

by zdidit December 31, 2010

speed loader

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

by [e-mail] March 12, 2011