Party leftovers

Unclaimed item/belongings that have been left at a party unintentionally by an individual (i.e. jacket, hat). Often times the host of the party will have a grace period for when the said person can come back and retrieve their item/belongings, however once this period passes the party host assumes ownership of the goods and can alternatively give it away. "The 8 day grace period"

Matthew: Check out these party leftovers; a hat, scarf, and a woman's size 3 Armani blazer.

Erin: That's my favorite size and my favorite brand of blazers - may I take this blazer?

Matthew: Haha, well it is pass the 8 day grace period so it's yours now.

by FWSScontact January 5, 2013

leftard

a person who jumps on the liberal bandwagon without really understanding any political issues because they think it is sexy and it goes along with their hippie, (or hipster), long-haired, burner, pot-head image. These people can often be spotted at the Eugene Saturday Market buying hemp clothing for 100s of dollars, wearing outfits that cost a ton but look like they are hand made and falling apart. Leftards will never be able to engage in any meaningful discussion about their talking points, as they will only know one-sided and often vague facts about the issue, and will often hold seemingly contradictory ideas, such as supporting gay and women's rights, but being against the only liberal democracy that upholds these rights in the Middle East, namely, Israel. Leftards are what is wrong with the American Liberal and Leftist movements - they are quintessential posers who really just want to spend their parent's money on drugs, expensive music festivals and "hippie" clothes - they will never spend money on actually supporting the causes they purport to care about. They suck and I seriously dislike them.

Q: "Hey, your outfit looks really awesome - did you make it?"
A: "No, Im a leftard, so I spent $1000 to look homeless."

That leftard was totally unable to stand up to sound argument, and had no idea of the geopolitical or social history of the issue, and I made him look like a fool in front of his pot-smoking, dread-locked posse.

Hey look, a whole bevvy of leftards at the Eugene Saturday Market banging on drums and agreeing blindly with each other.

by lovehippies May 26, 2011

Leftist Privilege

The mechanism by which radical leftist, anti-American, anti-capitalist, virtue signaling, race baiting, hyper-snowflakey, trigger warned, intellectually vapid purveyors of Social Justice and Identity Politics Dogma escape the scrutiny/skepticism/mocking/humiliation that they have rightly earned by plagiarizing and/or regurgitating fringe-left talking points, hot-button words and phrases like "White Supremacy", "White Privilege", ".........we will not allow _______ to come to ________ University and spew racist, sexist, misogynistic, xenophobic and transphobic......", "Hate Speech", "Whiteness as a Commodity", "Tangible Value of Whiteness", "Toxic Masculinity", "Gender Identity" and their most disgraceful example of rampant and offensive hypocrisy..........."Tolerance."

They, of course, escape this scrutiny/skepticism/mocking/humiliation because every single one of their journalistic colleagues are also blinded by, protected by, and suffer from......Leftist Privilege.

Jesse Benn, a contributor to HuffPo, who wrote that "White Athletes Still Standing For The Anthem Are Standing For White Supremacy", and John Eligon who wrote in the New York Times that the anthem protests had no place in the N.F.L. because of the Capitalistic nature of the league...........were exempted from much of the mockery and embarrassment they had coming thanks to their Leftist Privilege.

by TreyOhFiver September 28, 2017

lefticle

Short for left testicle.

The baseball bat crunched my lefticle.

by Tyler July 14, 2003

leftoverload

A large accumulation of leftovers from multiple meals, especially one that comprises more food than can be consumed before some of it spoils.

We had a ton of pizza delivered on Thursday, we went out for Chinese on Friday, and didn't eat half of what we made at Saturday's barbeque. We are on total leftoverload.

by eaterb August 4, 2013

leftover crack

a damn good squat, politi-kill, atheist skacore band from NYC with good lyrics. Formerly Choking Victim , but with a different drummer.

leftover crack is the shit.

by crazz August 22, 2003

leftsplaining

The act when a person on the political left speaks over your point or a nuanced distinction you are trying to make, in order to inform you of “the correct” (and ostensibly only) way to model an opinion on an issue - according to the church of social justice.

When a social justice activist corrects another liberal’s attempt to critically think through an issue, or apply data, evidence and reason to come to a thoughtful conclusion (that doesn’t see all issues in binary, dogmatic terms) - by condescendingly informing them of the correct way to automate any conclusions on this matter in order to signal allyship.

“When I mentioned that I had seen pretty comprehensive data from numerous, reliable sources showing that the problem was not as far-reaching as constant media coverage seemed to suggest, Amber completely ignored my point and started leftsplaining how questioning *any* statements made by PoC only helps to reinforce the cisheteropatriarchy, and shouldn’t be entertained by anyone who is a good LGBTQ ally.”

by ChloeR July 13, 2018