The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.
by Savantic May 22, 2020
a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat
Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
by kerdunskool November 15, 2020
by THE jam hambler January 05, 2022
1. Designated coordinates where a group of dudes gather to comit pure faggotry.
2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.
2. Eight dudes jamming nine dudes.
Joe goes to a frat party to be fully unsweet to see eight dudes jamming nine dudes --you know, a bogus dude jam zone.
by Andrew "Rock n' Roll" Lambert May 12, 2008
You're feeling sad and the homies just don't get it... You wanna convey your emotions but that's just too mainstream... Instead you listen to jams that leave you with a feeling of nostalgia reminding you of solid times.
"Yeah, last night was lame. I ended up sad jamming to that one Third Eye Blind album that came out in High School"
"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"
In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"
"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"
In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"
by mndgmes August 09, 2017
this is a family where kids pretend to have a family with other students. for example.....my fam jam is.......
auntie Roz, auntie Emma, Sara(me)
rozes kids are.... Taylin, Kurt, Brendan, Cole. rozes lover is Harry Collett
emmas kid is.... Alyssa. emmas lover is Kaden
saras kids are .... Allison, Jaxon, Gabe. saras lover is nobody because she divorced him last year.
auntie Roz, auntie Emma, Sara(me)
rozes kids are.... Taylin, Kurt, Brendan, Cole. rozes lover is Harry Collett
emmas kid is.... Alyssa. emmas lover is Kaden
saras kids are .... Allison, Jaxon, Gabe. saras lover is nobody because she divorced him last year.
the fam jam is messed up because roz fucks her nephew
the fam jam is messed up because these are kids pretending to have kids
the fam jam is messed up because rozes boyfriend is famous and doent know her
the fam jam is messed up because these are kids pretending to have kids
the fam jam is messed up because rozes boyfriend is famous and doent know her
by that family life March 12, 2020
Skinny, don't sit on the toilet until I get time to go clean it, there's some cooter jam on the seat!
by Skinnyeinotsed June 03, 2023