The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 09, 2022

Irish Dancing

A SPORT

Irish Dancing is a sport

by ocranwaley August 27, 2022

irish imp

better described as the mix of fireball cinnamon whiskey & baileys irish cream. truely devilish mix that cums in your mouth.

Bill: Have you tried an irish imp?
Tim: Yes, practically cummed in my mouth!

by saegul March 05, 2022

Irish penalty box

The act of sitting or pissing in a hockey penalty box

God damn man, this is an Irish penalty box

by texdab May 30, 2015

Irish Stain

A stain left on your hand after jerking off.

That guy over there had an Irish stain on his hand after he came out of the bathroom.

by Nhb123 March 03, 2012

irish comb

a plastic fork after eating a tv dinner and cleaning it with your t-shirt

you still eating your dinner paddy or can you throw me the Irish comb

by shmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrr December 03, 2019

Irish pie

Put a potato in your butt hole and push it out creating a mashed potato effect to leave on a partners chest.

Sally gave Scottie an Irish pie, and it wasn’t even his birthday!

by XXXChunkyLoverXXX November 16, 2023