her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020

tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)

Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.

by The Entertainment December 28, 2013

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

dry smash her shit box

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s

: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal

Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."

"dry smash her shit box

And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.

by Kieran King January 8, 2009

her tears were my light

The best visual novel game ever created. Highly talented game dev NomNomNami made this using Ren'Py game engine. It features the personification of three entities: Time, Space and Nil. Your choices will decide the fate of Time (the protagonist). Highly romantic and lesbian themes. Also, the soundtracks are awesome and almost had me in tears. Perhaps there will be a part 2 of this game.

The theme for "her tears were my light" is absolutely amazing for its ambient electronica. More visual novels need to be created in this way.

by LaserImouto May 27, 2022

Pamela hand and her five friends

To masturbate.
A sad persons way of saying they dont have a sexual partner.

'Tonight i'm going on a date with Pamela Hand and her five friends'

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

rosey palm and her five sisters

usually to be a guy's palm and his five fingers, insinuating masturbation

guy 1- so who are you having over tonight?
guy 2- rosey palm and her five sisters

by mandonna October 11, 2008