corn grabber

When you shit your bed in your sleep and eat the corn out of it when you wake up

You definitely know Darcy is a corn grabber

by ZappyTak January 17, 2024

Snag Grab

stealing someones sausage sanga

Bill over there has just been snag grabbed.

by LowBattery17 January 17, 2024

Scone-Grabbers

Hands

As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"

by Tumbleweedstastefunny November 13, 2023

Land-grab

Ope! Hey! See it!? He admits it!

Hym "Yep. See? It's a Land-grab. 'WeLl ClEaRlY tHe OnLy WaY fOr Us To Be SaFe Is FoR iSrAeL tO jUsT tAkE aLl Of ThE lAnD wE wAnTeD aLl AlOnG!' Yeah! CLEARLY! That's fucking hilarious! Hate to break it to you Jews but they don't give a fuck about any decapitated babies. They aren't trying to aviod civilian casualties. They found an excuse to get rid of all the brown people so they can take their land. THE 'GAS RICH' LAND THAT THEY LITERALLY AREN'T ALLOWING THE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE TO BENEFIT FROM (BY THE WAY). RIGHT!? Because Palestine has SOME KIND of natural gas resources there that THEY COULD BE USING RIGHT NOW... but CAN'T because of an Israeli blockade that prevents trade... And it's hilarious because people are LITERALLY doing to ME a small-scale version of what they're doing to Palestine! I WONDER WHY I'M BLACKLISTED GUYS!? WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE!? DID WE FIND AN M.O.!? The Palestinians are GAS RICH, their quality of life could improve overnight, but the Jews are just too important, and the Palestinians are just too dangerous! So, they set up an open air prison and subjugate them until they have an excuse to go in, take all of the resources that SHOULD BELONG TO THE PALESTINIANS, and take them for themselves under the auspices for 'keeping themselves safe.' This is not about safety. This is not about morality (The Jews and Christians literally worship and evil God so it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to be "Moral").

It's about resources and wealth and controlling who has them. Because if you control who has all the wealth... You can then turn around an say 'Well I have all the wealth because I have the bestest most extra special values and NOT because I prevent people who don't share my values from gaining wealth by any means necessary 😉😉 (Up to and including stealing, murder, enslavement, subjugation, lying)' So, they're going to swoop in, steal all of the gas, enrich themselves, and what happens to the Palestinians? Doesn't matter! They weren't chosen by God. The 'fabric of the universe' (as Jordan likes to put it) made them unable to use the gas that would make them rich. I TOLD you motherfuckers it was a land-grab! Am I going to get credit? I doubt it! I doubt it. Why? 'YoU sAy MeAn ThInGs AbOuT wOmEnS aNd ReTaRds, HyM!' But do YOU MOTHERFUCKERS say mean things about me!? *cricket noises* HUH!? What's that!? Yeah, that's what I thought..."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

National Grab Ass Day

Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may

Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.

by spainsh April 30, 2024

ip grabber

1. website that can source your IP address just by going to it
2. an exclamation to say whenever your friend posts a link

1.
incredibly trustworthy individual: click this link for free V-Bucks! gww.totallynotanIPgrabber.xom
Joe Schmoe: hell yeah i want v bucks
Swag Guy: joe are you fucking stupid thats an ip grabber

2.
Joe Schmoe: yo can you send me the link so i can set up that system
Nonswag Guy: yeah sure www.website.io
Swag Guy: ip grabber
Hatsune Miku: hi guys its me hatsune miku
everyone else (even the scammer from definition 1) holy shit

by Crackenheim January 16, 2026

josé grabowski

A signature Buffalo Bills tailgating tradition originating in the 1980s. It consists of a shot of tequila served inside a hollowed-out half of a dill pickle, acting as both the vessel and the chaser.

Hey bud, we're heading to the Ralph at 9 am. Can you bring the josé grabowski's?

by jose_grabowski February 26, 2026