friend with details

Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).

Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"

Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"

Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

friends with benefits

Two very good friends that share in sexual acts with eachother with no emotional connection or boyfriend-girlfriend label. Just engaging in the act of sex for fun.

"We fucked, but we didn't date. It was just a friends with benefits type thing, don't worry about it."

by Eric May 13, 2005

Bad Friend

A person that ditches you for brunch

My bad friend ditched me for brunch.

by bad Friend May 31, 2015

friend definer

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.

A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.

by UrbanGamer February 9, 2010

exfacebook friend

Someone with whom you used to be facebook friends and are no longer. Also known as xfbf.

Joseph was facebook friends with Bob. Joseph defriended Bob, and now they are exfacebook friends.

by trailmixtaco February 17, 2010

Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.

I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?

by voodo0 August 26, 2009

Napkin Friends

Friends you throw away after use

Napkin Friends. Use them. Abuse them. And throw them. (Away?)
Napkins have sad lives.

by SomeoneCoollike March 18, 2010