FLONGUS

A big fucking spider, that you tried to kill, but it ran away.

Brin: bro why you hidin
Freshpeter: FLONGUS
Brin: fuck

by Avocado worshipper October 3, 2019

Flying squirrel shot

A guy pulls his scrotum out to create a well to which liquor is poured into and a lucky person is chosen to empty the well and clean the "shot" glass

Adam has a perfectly crafted scrotum for delivering a huge flying squirrel shot

by Markyed November 13, 2019

flying992

A creep and a Chutiya

If you ever meet an Flying992, Make a Run for it!

by samurai012 December 6, 2019

fling or ring

daisy would like to go out with you

daisy: fling or ring?
you: ok x

by flingorring December 10, 2019

flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.

defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.

by biffduncan October 25, 2019

flosing

You have failed to spell the verb flossing and have now come to the realisation that you are, in fact, a retard

OMG! Are you flosing?

*cough cough* I believe you mean flossing

by Basic B**** October 30, 2019

FlyingRodent

- They fly across the world throwing cheese on your roof because they are also jerks and they'll break into your home and eat your chocolate and they'll rob your trash can. A rat will live in your oven or toilet so be aware ..

Noah : THERE IS A FLYINGRODENT IN MY CARE
Lisa : wtf
Noah : AAAAAAAH HELP ITS GONNA MURDER ME

by LunarFromAtlantic December 22, 2019