emo prep

Preps that think they "tawtally rawk HARDD" because they listen to shit mainstream bands like The All-American Rejects, Panic! At The Disco, and Fall Out Boy. They draw broken hearts on their cheeks and wear popped polos. They're often mistaken for teeny boppers. They constantly complain about how hard life is because their rich mommies and daddies won't buy them the 60 inch plasma they've been begging for, and at the same time they brag about how spoiled they are and how they only wear 'designer clothes' that cost no less than $120. They also talk about how they don't think about the bad stuff and just live their life to the fullest and how it's nothing but "FUN! FUN! FUN!" for them. ;;THEY ALWAiiZ TiiPE LiiK3 THiiS <33;; they can’t spell definitely so they abbreviate it by writing “deff.”…Which is also wrong. *Rolls eyes* They giggle like whores trying to pick up 'emo' guys at the mall. They are terrified of the people in Hot Topic but they say they aren't, and most of them hate Green Day and My Chemical Romance (though they are mainstream). They desperately try to search for underground bands because they don't want to be called posers, but when they are asked what bands they are into they immediately respond "A.A.R., duh! Tyson is so0o LOVE<3" ..."Emo Prep" is the name they've given themselves because they like the 'emo' style but still want to be "cool" "popular" and "liked" by their friends. They usually can't spell and they use quotes in their MySpace from other emo kids, though they don't understand them. They also post pictures of themselves wearing skimpy black shirts that say "Rock On" and ripped jeans with the caption saying something like "EM0 PiiC L0LZ!!!" They also try and be 'random' by typing "ii HARTS MONKiiS LOL AWWWZ<3<3<3!!!" in the middle of something completely irrelevant. So in other words, dikes and whores that want to be 'emo' but don't want to be made fun of because they are too scared of what people think.

'Emo Preps' see an emo guy at Starbucks. They giggle and poke at each other, deciding who's going to go talk to him. The emo guy eye's them then looks away. Annoyed, he gets up and walks away.

Emo Prep: YER HOT!
Emo guy: *flicks them off*

Another example of poser emo preps are the two faggots above me. Not the definitions, the way they type.

You people are scum. If only Hitler was alive. Oh, the damage he'd do to your face.

by RAWRxFISHYY November 10, 2006

Emo Ninja

Emo Ninjas are emo kids at concerts that when they are in the mosh pits and they decide its too crowded they spin around with their fists out whacking and hitting people

The flailing emo Ninja managed to hit me in the face at the show

by bask8tcase September 21, 2008

Emo Tear

When one drawn their pointer finger from the corner of their eye to the bottom of their cheek.

Emo person 1: *draws finger from eye to bottom of cheek*

Emo person 2: Nice emo tear. I totally know what you mean.

by Fall Out Buddy March 2, 2007

wanna be emos

Wanna be emos or wemos
someone who has greasy black hair with massive roots.
listens to my chemical romance the black parade and has'nt heard of the other two albums, but claims to be "there biggest fan"
totally bums up to panic! at the disco
wears black and someother colour preferably pink or red fingerless gloves
loves skulls and crossbones, and has a pair of fake converse with them on form new look
is a rowfers fanatic and bums up to them
likes to pretend there bi-sexual but has never made out with a girl in there life.
basically a 'wemo' is a like a greebo but not as much trench coats.

msn convo:

IheartGerardWay says: hey, guess what?

EmoPrincess666 says: hey whats up?

IheartGerardWay says: im bi sexual

EmoPrincess666 says: oh, cool beans <3

IheartGerardWay says: im bored im going cut myself to pass the time.

EmoPrincess666 says: good idea can i come round your house then we can cut together and talk about how emo fall out boy are.

IheartGerardWay says: sure, but don't get bloond on my carpet

EmoPrincess666 says: lol,i wont, it's not as if im trying commit suicide ¬.¬

IheartGerardWay says: lol ok c you in a bitch

wanna be emos

by VictoriaForACowboyx August 30, 2007

finding emo

A little fish named Emo runs away and tries to commit suicide. His father goes on several adventures to try to find Emo, so that child services won't arrest him, again. Emo ends up joining a whiny "rock" band, and gets rich from stupid losers who watch MTV.

a great movie starring Ellen DeGeneres

by Cindy June 28, 2004

emo block

The act of blocking someone on a social networking site because they are emotionally compromised and have bruised feelings over something totally lame.

Nicole got all butt hurt when Johnny was flirting with Katie and didn't give Nicole any attention. Nicole then emo blocked Johnny on facebook. She then lied to Katie and her other friends about Johnny being no good. Johnny doesn't know why he has five less friends now.

by fluxing January 11, 2012

Emo poser

1People who claim they are emo, but really have no problems.
2 Horny bastards that think they can get a chick by acting emo
3 the idiots you see at an emo show jumping up and down ( we dont jump retard)
4 A person who looks up emo on the internet and studies there culture and says that they know emo band members.
5 last and least people who want to be emo so bad that you can tell thats not the (Natasha!)

this is what and emo poser sounds like...
<emoposer> I hate my life im soo emo i might cut
<real emo> uh ok r u going to the concert tonight?
<emo poser> idk i might be to busy cuttng. I might go though, beacause i LOVE to have fun!
<real emo> fun.....
<emo Poser> ya my football jock boyfriend might come with me!
<real emo> get fucked you stupid bitch.

by adri_</3 June 16, 2007