It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.
I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.
by Big Dong Boys February 26, 2016
by Ducktholomew October 14, 2022
by Samuel Continuum July 19, 2017
a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
by KonS_3quences October 10, 2023
A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
by G.J.R March 26, 2016
by Armadill0 February 10, 2018
(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
by BSanner November 23, 2010