Sir Douchbag

Someone who hits on you after his date goes to the bathroom.

That Sir Douchbag asked me to add him on Snapchat while his date was in the bathroom.

Sir Douchbag by mgasol September 27, 2020

douchebaggery 

A relevant act commited by a douchebag such as screwing your friends over behind some drunk slut you just met at the bar

Steve we hereby find you guilty of douchebaggery in the first degree and sentence you to douchebag hall of fame

douchebaggery by D Guzinya January 18, 2008

douchebagiest 

Someone who is the most of a douche bag.

Jim is a real douche bag, in fact, he is the douchebagiest person I've ever met.

douchebagiest by dangerousd January 11, 2006

douchebaggish 

Adjective: a discriptor that implies one is acting "like a douch-bag".

"Dude, don't be douchebaggish. Just flush the toilet, is all I'm saying."

douchebaggish by oneforyou January 24, 2010

douchebag

a person who lives rent free with his mother. He is delusional - thinks he actually owns the house and that he's the boss of everyone living in the household. Last but not least, he thinks he's the best person in the world for graduating in four years. woop - di - doo

Oh my gosh, my friend's brother Colin Andres Lee is such a douchebag. That guy is so bad, he could go to jail for being a douche.

douchebag by CrownRoyalz January 10, 2011

douschebag 

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."

douschebag by the_ronness July 15, 2008

Douchebag

An incredibley smooth and suave individual, with a great taste for women, and a great sense of humor.

Okay, no really:
A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a numbnuts. Avoid at all costs.

Dude:"Step off douchebag, she's riding home with me."
DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh."
Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else."
DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."

Douchebag by Everybody's Homefry April 30, 2008