baseball

The best game ever created. A game that takes exceptional athleticism, exceptional knowledge of the game, and intelligence. The only sport in which you can succeed 30% of the time and be considered great. That in itself shows how difficult of a sport it is to play. Many people argue that hitting a baseball is the most difficult thing to do in all of sports. Now whether you disagree or agree, there is no question that hitting a 90+ MPH baseball is extremely difficult and takes a great amount of skill. Not to mention the ball can curve, cut, sink, slide, etc. Also, throwing a baseball is one of the most unnatural things that your body can do, and throwing it with great velocity is a very special thing that very few can do. The most difficult sport to play (except maybe for golf) by far. Anybody can pick up a basketball or a football and be decent at it without ever practicing, that does not apply in baseball. You either can play the game, or you can't. Bottomline: it is America's favorite pastime and always will be. It's more than just a game, it's a way of life.

Derek Jeter is one of the greatest hitters in baseball in recent memory.

by pabdbomb September 15, 2008

Bases

This is the Australian version:
1st Base- kissing (french, obviously)
2nd base- Hand job or fingering
3rd Base- Head
4th Base/homerun- sex

"what bases did you get to with that guy last night?"
"only 2nd, and he was pretty shit at it too"

by McGarfield October 20, 2008

Vampire Baseball

The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.

"This is so boring and stupid"
"I know, it's like Vampire Baseball"

by LunaBeiFong January 11, 2009

Baser

Someone who sits around all day doing nothing productive, and sucks at just about everything they do.

One day i walked into my friend andres's house. I immediately walked out, because i though to myself " What a baser".

by saltycuban June 3, 2009

baseball

baseball is a game in which extreme amounts of mental toughness/concentration are needed in order to play successfully, also known as america's pastime.

a player on a baseball field has to be ready for the ball to be hit to them every single pitch. Lets say you don't have the ball hit your way the entire game until the final inning (9th in MLB) after being mentaly prepared for roughly 150 pitches (2 and a half hours, give or take) without seeing it come your way, in that play you drop the ball causing your team to lose...extremely taxing on the mind, do not ever say this game is easy until you try this.

by AClancy March 19, 2008

baseball cap

Device used to notify others that they are in the presence of a dickhead. The point may be reinforced by the wearer displaying said item at alternative angles, particularly back-to-front especially when facing the sun.

That wanker in the baseball cap.

by redroar August 22, 2004

bases

1rst base: Kissing of all sorts
2nd base: Feeling up...above the waste
Short Stop: Fingering and Handjob
3rd base: BJ and eat out
4th base: SEX

I made it around the bases this weekend.

by gottalovethatkid27 December 15, 2010