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old football injury

An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?

Guy: It's an old football injury.
by nolookhook January 23, 2009
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rastafarian old holborn

oi mate you smoked any rastafarian old holborn recently?
by garthy g March 6, 2008
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old indian trick

The general answer to how you did and/or accomplished something.
Man 1: "Dude, I didn't know that that was the perfect gas/oil mixture for my weed eater. How did you know?"
Man 2: "It's an old indian trick."
by Mikey0715 January 21, 2011
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Oil of Old Lady

A pink anti-age product that has been around for ages.
I don't think grandma's "Oil of Old Lady" is working anymore because her face is all wrinkled.
by Ms. Barcoder October 6, 2012
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South Old Bridge

A part of old bridge with potheads that ride quads, smoke weed and go to parties. The best part of old bridge that raises complete savages that do whatever they want.
"if you grow up in SOB your fit for anything"

"Slide to SOB for a wave"
"I live in south old bridge"
by SOB gang shit October 8, 2018
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Old man shoes

White tennis shoes, that men like to wear with blue jeans, slacks, or shorts. Often times with white tube socks.
Look at that guy! He looks really awesome in those “old man shoes”.
by Coldsteel for real April 20, 2018
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Old fashioned oreo

When you pull your Penis out of a woman's anus and make a layer of poop on her back. You then cum on it, and put it back in her anus and make another layer of poop on top. Then you eat it.
Man, I'm really hungry for an old fashioned oreo!
by blagles August 8, 2016
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