child

puntable little shit that nobody likes because all it does is cause chaos

"man i hate that child, it's so annoying!" "bruh tf u mean im a child im 87 years old kid"

by BlackHoleGuy December 31, 2022

2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used for a person. Specifically used for 2 min’s child (the user) them self. It would be only used to call that one specific person. They are also awesome and lovely

“2 min’s child is a wonderful person”

“@2 min’s child darling I did it”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.

Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.

by OG Childs March 9, 2022

former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.

Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

G Child

God's Child

G Child took his life in an instant.

by AWinters47 March 15, 2023

nit child

Stupid fool

Look at that stupid nit child

by Hekking Frikk May 22, 2020

brodie child sniffer

Did you see that kid sniffer watching our kids?

brodie child sniffer creepy

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025