December 11

If your birthday is on december 11th youra great person, you never lie and you have very little instagram followers but in person a lot more friends than anyone ever

"Hey my birthday is December 11th" "Woah ur cool".

by Dec 11 :) November 24, 2021

March 11

national text ur casi algo or ex day go get ur soulmate back neow!!!!

"it's March 11 I miss you come back home!"

by miniononapinktutu March 11, 2025

9/11 holiday

what a specials yearly event,

i wish we would do it again

imagine if it happened again

can't wait

i can't wait to celebrate 9/11 holiday month

by Bluefordcansoloall May 1, 2023

December 11

December 11 is national kiss short blondes on the cheek or slap their ass 10 times throughout the day even if they are taken

Boy: kisses shirt blonde person
Short blonde person: hey! What was that for?? Im taken!
Boy: its december 11
Short blonde: ohhhh

by Idkwhat to put myname as December 10, 2020

7-11

when they say gas station sushi, they really just mean 7-11 sushi. 7-11 is a home to any indian man that exists, it is known to have rather crappy food and even worst sushi.

"Hello welcome to my teben eleben."
"I ate that sushi from 7-11 and now i have uncontrollable orgasm syndrome"

by PENIS 2: THE COCK STRIKES BACK November 29, 2022

9/11

A event that happened that caused a series of following things in the world, for example taught america not to fuck with random countries and randomly raise wars, as most of the planet agrees, and proved that it is a anti-Semitic, racist country due to the fact they accused the religion and not the small group that did it .

9/11 was a time where everyone learned something, and it was the downfall of the egotistical country that we all know.
(I don't support the event, I support what the taught)

by Pussydetroyer101 July 5, 2020

9/11

I once heard a comic (Red Scott) ask a bartender for a 9/11.
The bartender looked quizzically at him for a second and asked, "Pardon Me?"
"Yeah, a 9/11" he answred. " It's A Manhatten and 2 Kamikazes"

I feel like destroying tonight, gimme a 9/11

by Sabathia sorin February 24, 2022