Rice Cracker

Rice Cracker: A half asian, half white person.

Violet: i wish there was a slur i could use to describe my sister.
The voices in Violet's head: Call her a rice cracker
Violet: Shut up

by gay midget the fourth March 29, 2023

Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

Saltine Cracker

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!

As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"

by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023

Rice cracker

An person of Asian decent, that is ridiculously white.

"Hey look at Lu Kim, drinking a pumpkin spice latte. He's such a rice cracker."

by Slopeface November 5, 2024

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024