Dick Dahmer

A girl who sucks your dick like she’s trying to eat it.

Yo, that girl I hooked up with yesterday was a real dick dahmer, she kept trying to bite my dick

by Kirkland October 29, 2022

National Suck dick day

Suck some dick on this fabulous day!

Matt:Do you know what today is?
Sam:What is it
Matt:National Suck Dick day! 😏😏

by Stop With the Kinks September 15, 2020

Dick Blender

An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on

My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night

by Dylan the proud November 11, 2013

Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.

"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."

by Dino Marcockass May 9, 2018

Dick

An extended magazine for a handgun

I just bought new 40 with a dick on it

by IGNOTAtheFather April 28, 2021

Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.

Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020

flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024