unsafe shit

When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.

I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit

by MC Busta November 30, 2020

shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

shit bear

A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.

Jay: im so sad right now
Dre: awww thats okay, shit bear will give you a hug

by tthhee ttrruutthh June 29, 2017

he/she/you shitted

basically means you or they did really good, you usually drag out the “shitteddddd”

“DAMNNNN YOU SHITTEDDDDD”
(he/she/you shitted)

by fiiiiiiiii.aa April 18, 2024

floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

Pile of shit

Another term used for an idiot or cooler term, is considered to be a pile of shit

Ok ik you did this you pile of shit!! Get back here

by 1Shot Duke October 14, 2018

Ghostbusters Shit

When you really have to take a shit and all that comes out is a huge fart and a bright light and all you can hear is "ZOOL"

"Man I just had a huge Ghostbusters Shit"

"Oh really? Who you gonna call about that?"

by Blacky Whacky January 11, 2012