My Avi.

I love you.

You're the very first person to make me feel this way.
I like talking to you,

those late night calls,
unplanned movie night and everything that we do.

I like- no, i love everything about you.
your eyes, your face, your laugh, your cute smile, your sweet and calming voice, your hands waving hi and you singing and talking without knowing you're not muted.

i'm thankful that i've met you, and that i have you.
i love you.

you're my orange person, avi! ^-^
i love you, my avi.

by i'm autumn. April 3, 2023

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busting my head

Busting my head

You are really busting my head with that sexy picture

by Busting my head April 3, 2023

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I grab my shovel

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown

“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

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Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

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Sofie to my Sel

Being the Sofie to my Sel is like being the Straight woman to your gay man (assuming best friend). It can also be reversed, “Sel to my Sofie.”. As Sel ofc I have a Sofie.

“Omg you’re like the Sel to my Sofie!!!!”
“I need a Sofie to my Sel”
“Please be the Sel to my Sofie!!”

by Selyuu January 16, 2023

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