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Spit in your dip

The action of spitting in ones butthole when they have diarrhea
Wife: ugh I have horrible diarrhea!
Husband: Hey can I spit in your dip?
by Dip Spitter February 19, 2022
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Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.
"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek
by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022
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shut your cheeks

Another form of "shut up," albeit a bit more friendly. An excellent response to banter, as it is a play on the phrase, "talking shit"; you are describing their mouth as an asshole that needs to close.
Friend - "Your girlfriend is old enough to be your mum."
You - "Shut your cheeks, bro."
by Paul Odyssey February 21, 2022
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Your butt hurt

When someone says your butt hurt you lose any agreement and should probably kill your self
by Thecoonman2407 February 21, 2022
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your mom

an insult when you have nothing else to say
by your mom lover February 23, 2022
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