You don't want to come out publicly

Saying that you are using the "weaponized schizophrenia" to get me to do whatever you expect me to do here. Whether it's walking back the things I've said or doing something else instead of this, I can't let you do this. You know I can't. It isn't trivial. And Fuck you Dr. Phil you ALREADY REGRET IT. I SAW YOU CRYING ABOUT IT. I'm not sharing in your regret for the rest of my life because I don't feel bad enough about your kids being harmed and IF THE WOMEN DON'T FUCK THEN I DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS. This is not going to get you what you want. This is not stopping the school shootings. I don't have to do it myself. I'm not causing them.

Hym "You don't want to come out publicly and make declaration about what has been happening here and if you don't have enough evidence it is because you are being both willfully ignorant and belligerent about it. You want to make a point about 'we can't let out kids be held hostage' or something about women or whatever and it's all peripheral to what is actually happening here. You can't just sit there and pretend I'm I a glass box until I do what you want."

by Hym Iam December 13, 2025

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March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day

March 8th is the official National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day.

Whoa dude, it's March 8th: National Let Your Gf Dominate You Day, which means my girlfriend is gonna dominate me tonight!

by Anonymous User 835842109 March 8, 2024

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but can you do this

a way to destroy your opponents life in one sentence

person 1: i made world peace and i detro-
person 2: BUT CAN YOU DO THIS *rolls back chair*

by ewferrtgty March 1, 2018

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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

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