On your face

When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).

If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.

I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.

by PistolPete1515 May 25, 2021

Your mom

The largest mammal on earth

Your mom is very fat

by theflying_egg May 26, 2021

Your Life

A unfunny joke.

"What's Your Life?"
"A unfunny joke."

by absolutely-definitive May 26, 2021

Your dad

Used when talking about your dad.
Hes gone 🤣😂

Your dad is gone

by MrSandwicher May 28, 2021

be extra nice to your girlfriend day

be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world

“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”

“why?”

“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”

by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021

Rick Rolling Your Pants

When you tie a knot on your pants, forgetting that one is already there.

"I messed up tying my pants."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, don't you love Rick Rolling Your Pants."

by 3carrotgirl May 29, 2021

Lightning In Your Veins

To be hot-blooded. Usually a phrase type used in sports when you tend to blow it in a tense situation and are the total opposite of clutch

When the game is on the line you tend to have Lightning in Your Veins.

by CookieOz222 May 30, 2021