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Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.
- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.
by Trickypack February 6, 2023
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Plasma Shit

A shit you take that is somewhere between liquid and solid
Damn I just took the most disgusting dump. It was a fucking plasma shit man
by Fuck kettle June 9, 2022
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Pussy Shit

The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.
"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."
by Ohbabyatriple December 13, 2021
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Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022
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special effects shit

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019
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Shit Party

A social act in which a group of people gather at an abandoned urban location. People should bring to the party shit-inducing foods and drinks, such as prunes or bowel-prep solution. When the partygoers are literally full of shit, they must relieve themselves anywhere and everywhere possible, keeping within the grounds of said urban location.
Partygoer 1: "Yo dude, I'm bored."

Partygoer 2: "Yeah, so am I. Wanna go to a shit party?"

Partygoer 1: "Yea, sure bro. I'll get the prunes. This shit's gonna be a rager!"
by Phedorable April 15, 2016
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Shit

The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.
Meaning #1:

Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.

Meaning #2:

Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021
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