Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."

'Lose my number pencil dick.'

by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024

dick

a banana in ur body but wi th ur skin colour

kim: wow what is that
jerry: its my dick

by hi its barbie May 12, 2022

Dick Fit

When someone is angry that the size of their partner’s dick isn’t as big or girthy as expected.

“What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”

by Reishnakov December 3, 2025

Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.

Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.

by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018