Crazy-ass Gym Mofo

Some kind of brotha or sista who spend three hours in the gym, stacks on five workouts, and drives the coaches insane.

Yes coach, I am a crazy-ass gym mofo. Live with it!

by Get PUMPED!!! August 22, 2020

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

Tittie-Ass

When a female is thick or has a big butt but her titties are huge that it makes her ass less visible.

Guy1: She has big titties but I didnt see the ass.
Guy 2: Yeah, she got a nice lil tittie-ass

by Tits n such August 21, 2020

Ratchet Ass Boyfriend

A sorry excuse for a boyfriend that rotates females like a ratchet does sockets.

Jake tadeo is a ratchet ass boyfriend. You know how many other females he be with?

by BlueEyedDevil143 March 27, 2023

ass wipe

someone who is an actual asshole. who knows, maybe it’s you. asswipe.

god damn Brenda you are such an ass wipe.

by joe Biden’s asshole March 8, 2021

FUNK-ASS

(Adjective) - Description of very hot new cool thing,in leading edge kick yo ass technology.

"I want one of them FUNK_ASS new PDA's for Christmas!!"
"My Dad bought a FUNK_ASS car last week!!"
"GURL - Just look at THOSE Manolo Blahniks on that shelf over there - aren't they just totally FUNK_ASS?!!!"

by WitchyPOO November 27, 2003

ass roulette

A competitive sport that is normally played in gay bars. Gambling is optional.

Dude I lost like 200 dollars playing ass roulette with the guys last night

by anabot April 27, 2016