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Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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your mom

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019
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Cool your shoes

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018
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You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
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February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring
“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”
by ilikemyman February 17, 2024
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National hug your crush day

national hug your crush day on June 7th. make sure to hug your crush!
*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*
by hug your crush June 5, 2022
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