keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

mythocs it up

To take something fucked up and make it a diamond instead.

Are you gonna mythocs it up already?

I it's need to be better!

I'm on it already, no need to worry!

by McKaenzi November 8, 2017

mythocs up

To take something silly and dirty and make it magically into something wonderful.

" You gonna mythocs up this bundle of fucked up coincidences of shit?"

"I'm on it, alright? It's not that I am superior!"

by McKaenzi November 8, 2017

Bening it up

Repeatable entering and leaving a terrable relationship for reasons only God and the one benning it uo understand.

Ben: bro I got back with my girl even though she broke my stuff and hits me in the face.
Trey: bro your really Bening it up right now.

by Bid dick michale November 10, 2017

Roll up the lazz kid

Roll up the weed kid

Yo bro u got bud

Yeah bro

Roll up the lazz kid

by Taliban Henny November 10, 2017

fuck up fixer

A person who is required to correct everyone else's screw ups.
politically correct way to say it... Devastation Corrector

Give the project that was done wrong to the fuck up fixer so that it will be correctly done.

by JJjjjjjjjjjjjuutytyhcbvbnbnvmm November 10, 2017

up down 180

When receiving a head job, the giver strokes the penis in an up and down motion whilst turning their hand 180 degrees at the same time

How’d ya go last night mate? Bro, best up down 180 I’ve ever had

by Cheap_steaks November 12, 2017