by Ryan Toast 98 March 20, 2017
Get the Shitting Birth mug.1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.
Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
Two guys checking out a girl
Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie
Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.
Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.
Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”
by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020
Get the No simp shit mug.An occurrence that is unbelievably more stupid than anything else that has occurred before. Usually culminating from an ongoing habit of saying or doing things that only a person with shit for brains would say or do.
I thought his defense of Neo-Nazis was unbelievably stupid, but this latest stunt was a real Helsinki Shit Show!
by Medina Sod July 18, 2018
Get the Helsinki Shit Show mug.Literal feces.
This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!
This term is usually used as "shit" has come to mean essentially the same thing as "terrible". So, of course, there has to be a new cathartic way of referring to LITERAL shit!
by an extremely depressed bandu March 11, 2025
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A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
Get the Shit around it mug.Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.
Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.
by Kallofox August 2, 2022
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