Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit

Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged

by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019

Shit art

Any garbage painting or sculpture where you can't tell what the artist meant, "leaving it up to interpretation".

The end stage of the gradual degradation of realism in art.

So much "art" being made today is shit art. It's literally worthless, but people pay huge suns of money for it because they're laundering corrupt money in the open.

by Publius0987 August 3, 2025

Hooey shit

1. Of bad quality

2. Some low budget, Ghetto, or ratchet shit

Man that song I listened to last night was some hooey shit

Some guys in my neighborhood were on some hooey shit and I was really looking for an excuse to shoot them

by YuOfTheNight April 20, 2021

Quick with the shits

When someone frequently uses the bathroom in a short amount of time because they have diarrhea

Yo Tammy are you going to the bathroom again?

Yeah girl idk. I had taco bell earlier and then I got the taco bell sweats. I'll be back though

Mmm poor girl is quick with the shits

by lompoc_high August 25, 2018

holy shit

when reddit 100 wholesome big chungus keanu reeves moment happens !!1 🙀🙀🙀🙀

guy 1: holy shit

guy 2: holy shit

by oatmeal oatmeal oatmeal oatmea May 23, 2021

Shit Stain

Someone who leaves a mark on your life you hope that no one else notices. You do your best to clean them up right away attempting to hide any odor, or prevent further markings. Later, you give them a good scrubbing, hoping they have not permanently stained the fabric of your existence

You thought she was all that, but after a little more time together, you were glad she only met a few of your friends, so hardly anyone saw the shit stain she left on you

by Reverend Fister April 18, 2018

Shit

Shit can be used as a swear word when something goes wrong. Or phesies(poop) and be called shit.

"Oh shit. I completely forgot about that."

Or
"Honey, the dog shit on the carpet again!"

by Baba Jesus May 7, 2018