dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

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dick driveway

Dick driveway - a female of no meaning to you that you park your dick in and leave at your own will

Sloppy female u pick up from a bar and park your dick in her dick driveway and pulling out of it before she wakes up

by Dick driveway February 2, 2014

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dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

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"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014

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dick mush

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.

Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.

by hobiwan February 18, 2014

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dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.

Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.

by Citizens April 22, 2014

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