absolutely jorkin my shit

A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
Yo I’m absolutely jorkin my shit right now and by it let’s just say my pentis
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
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Hoolooroo gang shit

An expression Libguun uses very often. Can be used on many things such as when eating a nice food, during rap freestyles or just chilling with the squad
Hoolooroo gang shit hamuud mine hainga shit, slime shit nigga! - Libguun
by Ginjin November 22, 2021
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Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 03, 2020
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shit la merde

An expression when things just aren't going right.
by Gmdp January 19, 2019
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Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2024
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Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.
Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.
by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023
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Shitting on kaz day

Kaz: makes a hc
People: FUCK YOU THIS SUCKS
This is shitting on kaz day
by Glitch_Flame March 16, 2022
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