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zombie tech

Overvalued technology or innovation—often touted as the next big thing— that continues to draw foolish investors while actually failing to deliver. Yet, the dead companies continue to wander lifeless over the markets for years looking for more capital to consume like a horde of zombies.
Sam Altman was on CNBC pushing his latest AI miracle zombie tech.
by UltraPoserDeluxeSupreme February 25, 2026
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Zombie Tweaker

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.
I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.
by Juancabeza May 19, 2025
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Zombie

A person who has people fighting in their head.
In your head, In your head, they are fighting. With their tanks, and their bombs, and their bombs, and their guns. In your head, in your head, they are crying. In your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie -ie -ie.
by Duxi7473 June 22, 2025
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Zoumbie Spider

A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.
Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him
by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025
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Zombie Love

When you love a person for their brain and not how they look.
I have Zombie Love for Dr. K's surgical prowess.
by Nancy Jean July 21, 2025
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zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.
I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?
by beamguru August 8, 2025
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Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.
I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.
by slyigs August 27, 2025
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