Wet Matilda

When you blow in someone's asshole after they fresh out of the shower or bath.

"Hey babe, im going to go take a shower and I want you ready to give me a wet Matilda."

by miss_sunshine87 November 17, 2017

Wet sandwich

A lesser version of Wet ham sandwich. a person who is socially awkward and unmotivated to improve their situation.

A food stuff between two slices of bread which mappers to be moist.

EX:1

Dude 1: "yo how come Robert doesn't get out much?"

Dude 2: "he's a wet sandwich"

EX:2

Dude 3: "WTF this sandwich wet!"

by A INTILLEKTUAL August 2, 2018

Wet in the Pants

When a girl on xbox live hears a guy talking over a mic and says to him "OMG you sound sooo HOT!!!" and immediately invites him to private chat(video chat if available) and adds him to her friends list. From then on she either always follows him from game to game or invites him to her games just to hear his voice, which turns her on - thus becoming "Wet in the Pants".
Essentially the female equivalent of "Tight in the Pants"

Tori and Kelsey are always bugging FDD to join their games and having him say things just to hear him say them because they are so Wet in the pants over the poor guy

by Andrew David Hernandez August 6, 2008

wet retard

A name for a seal. See dry seal

Im going to the zoo to see the wet retard show.

by Wingman September 27, 2004

Wet Socks

When you have worn the same socks so long that they are wet from sweat, then when you take them off they get instantly hard and crispy.

Damn, you got wet socks.

by Gage Burdge August 14, 2012

Wet Elbow

Fucking a girl with her legs up then jizzing on her stomach. After that giving her a flying elbow in the cunt.

"I hella gave dat shorty last night the wet elbow"

"That hoe pissed me off when she bit my dick so after i nutted i gave her dat wet elbow"

by Cro$$ March 11, 2009

Wet Racoon

as the guy is about to blow his load, he grabs the girls hair, jabs his dick into both her eye sockets, giving her blackeyes the next day, then blows the cum onto her face

that girl sucked so i wet racooned her

by lenda6669 July 7, 2009