Alpha Matt

Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of the person known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt should be avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, Justin Bustin part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp

Fran: Where is Matt
Hansel: YOU MEAN ALPHA MATT

by Macaroni and Cheese Warrior December 18, 2021

Gay Matt

He is really gay for a cat named Tom.

Whats that meowing sound? Thats a Gay Matt fucking Tom!

by Stopreadingthis213 April 20, 2020

matt makurat

Kevin is gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

Man look at Kevin. He's so gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

by Damnit Kevin January 3, 2014

matt jeffries

someone who introduces themselves as epstein when meeting someone for the first time thinking it is a joke

"Yo he was such a matt jeffries last night i cant believe he introduced himself as Epstein again"

by drashtor April 21, 2022

Matt

A very grown looking g man, hair on his chest, large package in his pants, dirty hands from constantly working with his hands. Sweet and innocent looking smile. Quiet and mysterious. Loves to joke and do what he can for everyone but becareful cuz u will find out later that he's all talk and action. He's lazy and slowwwww as he*l. Professional liar he even believe es the lies!. He will have u hooked with a twinkle in his eye!. Be cautious!

Matt has put me last on the to do list againnnnn today!. 😒

by Crazycrystal5 April 20, 2024

matt magnet

When certain person has many Hot men called Matt attracted to them

"Bro, you're such a Matt magnet "

"Damn Natalie !!! You totally pulling all them matts, does that make you a Matt magnet?"

by Mattlollol June 27, 2016

Matt Mcgregor

Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.

"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class

by Hotdawg29 January 25, 2022