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Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)
"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."
by mrcsgry March 29, 2023
mugGet the Bacon Brickmug.

Bacon flaps

When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps
by Pegz1986 June 3, 2018
mugGet the Bacon flapsmug.

Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.
Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???
by Panda Crew May 3, 2009
mugGet the Cooked your baconmug.

Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings
by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019
mugGet the Bacon browniemug.
a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

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