No nut twenty

Similar to no nut november, but instead you may not nut at all in the year 2020. If you do you now fail and you are a failure. good luck!

Have you failed no nut twenty

by The nut king November 4, 2019

Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

by SimCouta March 10, 2011

Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"

Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!

by Jessejames May 9, 2012

corn nuts

a corn nut is a small piece of hair sticking out on the side of your head.

"fuck my corn nuts are popping out"

by cocopuffs1122 June 10, 2014

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

Forbidden Nut

When a white man nuts so hard inside an Aboriginal person.
Because Aboriginals are forbidden to get nutted by a white privileged male.

Me: I just nutted in this aboriginal girl it was great
Friend:Man, did you just do a "Forbidden Nut" that's illegal man. You're gonna ruin your reputation.
Me: LOL so what? I think her name was Hayden what a bitchy name.

by GoobyisGoobi April 4, 2017