by Ausman98 January 12, 2022
Get the Thomas D’Limamug. This kid cannot take a joke.
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!
This is a kid who literally acts like he's 10, and he can't take a joke! This kid literally gets mad over the craziest bamboozelry! Thomas is also a harasser who thinks he's cool because he got into all state for one year, the judges felt bad because he got an easy 10/10 on his autism test with flying colors!
Do you know that kid Thomas?
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!
Yeah, I hate him.
Same, he's pretty retarded. Did you hear he was raping those three girls behind the street?
Damn!
by daanyboy552iloveminers December 16, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooksmug. Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
by GoldenOreo February 19, 2025
Get the Thomas Jurymug. Guy 1: Why isn't Thomas responding to my DMs?
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
Guy 2: Oh, well you see, he's probably munch crunchin' on some cheerios. Cheer up pal, he'll get back to you in the next 1-2 business days.
by megosoftwindows January 11, 2023
Get the Thomasmug. Jewish prep school dropout who drinks because he is homosexual but is afraid his dad will take away his truck if he comes out of the closet
by Jwowob6969 August 13, 2025
Get the Thomasmug.