Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020

Lucky Lick and Stick

When a woman licks a man’s balls and his penis gets as long and hard as a stick.

Mark: Lily just gave me a lucky lick and stick.
Geoff: What!? That’s so lucky!
Lily: *walks past them*
Mark and Geoff: *watches their penises get big*

by ReDsUsPiocIOS March 31, 2021

devious lick

People stealing shit from schools lmfao

My friend just did a devious lick in the school bathroom…..

by Tittiemilkers September 17, 2021

Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

Devious lick

A devious lick is a trend on tiktok where people are stealing stuff from school bathrooms

Time to hit that devious lick

by Kendy <3 September 18, 2021

Micro-lick

A small lick; A series of small licks typically in a rapid repeated motion.

Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’

Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’

by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025

longie lick

a decapitated monk hat with very long lashes and very long legs.

longie lick is so hot

by monk moky June 29, 2021