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by periodwithtrans February 5, 2023
Get the State Farm mug.Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
Get the Maine state-capital excuse mug.by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 8, 2023
Get the Ohio state buckeyes mug.Commonly referred to as America by a majority of people (not to be confused with the Americas, a region/continent depending on where you live).
The United States of America or United States for short, is a country in North America. It borders Canada to the North and Mexico to the South.
Commonly used as a scapegoat by foreigners to make themselves feel better about the problems in their country.
Merica' has contributed a lot to the world, yet there are still some incels that think the world would be better off without it.
The United States of America or United States for short, is a country in North America. It borders Canada to the North and Mexico to the South.
Commonly used as a scapegoat by foreigners to make themselves feel better about the problems in their country.
Merica' has contributed a lot to the world, yet there are still some incels that think the world would be better off without it.
Foreigner: America is not a country! It is a continent!
Normal person: Don't act like you don't know we mean the United States of America.
Random guy: My crush just rejected me! It's all the fault of that pesky United States of America.
Other guy: Stop blaming a place you've never stepped foot in for all your problems you bigot.
Normal person: Don't act like you don't know we mean the United States of America.
Random guy: My crush just rejected me! It's all the fault of that pesky United States of America.
Other guy: Stop blaming a place you've never stepped foot in for all your problems you bigot.
by Thecoolesttoucanever October 28, 2023
Get the United States of America mug.A liberal democrat state that is full of high taxes, high cost of living, slow ass traffic, aggressive retarded ass drivers and the state is full of retarded ass motherfuckers that treat you like shit for literally no reason
I hate New York State so much, I’m moving the fuck out of that dirt neck shithole, and I’m moving to Texas - Rick
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 November 7, 2023
Get the New York State mug.The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.
“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States
by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023
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