carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.
by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020
Get the carl the sharkmug. 
Most people think it is a sea creature, but it is in fact a way to have sex. Only those most experienced at having sex can have shark sex because it is very deadly
by maximitis May 14, 2025
Get the Sharkmug. A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024
Get the mud sharkmug. 1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021
Get the Whale Sharkmug. by lookin4nub December 5, 2018
Get the shark backpackmug. Colloquialism for someone with a vagina being horny. Referencing how vaginas can have a “fishy” smell.
Guy #1: So how was your date?
Guy #2: She was a hungry shark. I stepped in her apartment and I was inside her in seconds. She swallowed me up.
Guy #2: She was a hungry shark. I stepped in her apartment and I was inside her in seconds. She swallowed me up.
by Schlinky August 10, 2022
Get the Hungry Sharkmug.