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stepping in post holes

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.
Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.
by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017
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post-trip glow

The exuberant and upbeat feeling someone has following a vacation, typically of great length. Word is derived from the afterglow of sex.
Krista just got back from 6 weeks in Sydney - I cannot wait to hang out and vibe on her post-trip glow.
by spag2 January 27, 2010
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post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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Post-jack courage

(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."

After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!
by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011
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Post-Orgasm Flatulence

When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.
“Bruh...what did you eat?”

“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020
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Post Rage Clarity

Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.
Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"
by bernardo_shrinks May 13, 2022
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Post-Goodbye Depression

The deep sad nostalgic feeling of departure you feel when your best friend tells you he/she has to go or feeling sleepy after a good conversation usually on Skype or any other IM app.
You : So, what's up?
Friend : My eyes are closing, I need to go to catch some sleep.
Good night :)
You : good night ..
Post-Goodbye depression.
by Alain Kribler May 1, 2014
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