Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 11, 2015

dirt pearl

The compressed chunks of oil, dirt, debris and dead skin that form deep in the hidden folds of your naval.

Not to be confused with common daily belly button lint, they usually apply only to individuals with "innie" belly buttons. Dirt pearls can not simply be washed away but instead must be methodically removed, usually with the use of a narrow tool such as a pair of tweezers.

When cleaning your belly button, make sure you clean deeply and thoroughly to remove the dirt pearls. This is important to personal hygiene much in the same way as cleaning under your finger nails.

by Drlydprtddirtsquirrel August 13, 2016

alphabet pearl

Well you're going down on a girl, with your tongue spell the alphabet on here clit

You got to hit her with that alphabet pearl bro

by Alphabet Pearl July 29, 2016

soggy pears

A pussy that is constantly moist.

Dam that girl got some soggy pears.

by Fistmybumhole July 13, 2016

jamie pearce

Just a top lad with great banter

Michael: So Jamie Pearce how's the top quality banter

by Creamybeaver59 May 29, 2016

sweaty pears

Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina

Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick

by Tashley Balls December 3, 2016

Allison Pearl

A beautiful tomboy. Mostly shy, brainy and stubborn, possesses an incredible beauty but doesn't bitch around. Usually needs someone to make her understand her worth and believe in herself and her dreams.

AL - I love Allison Pearl Single thing a man can say
AL - Oh stop you

by albertomst December 20, 2016