penis apache

A female or gay male who preys upon unsuspecting singles at clubs or bars. They let the target have sex with them and after he has fallen asleep will proceed to cut off his penis and testicles. They then run away never to be seen again, penis apache's will often mount their prizes much as men mount deer heads or trophies.

"Wow nigglet, dont take that chickenhead back to yo hood, i heard she was a penis apache."

by Jacobo May 13, 2005

penis Mcflurry

a complete idiot; waste of time

'You are such a penis McFlurry"

by Jessica and Christopher Judd October 26, 2007

Penis burger

Meaning 1.
The act of placing one's penis between to buns and offering it as a meal. Usually leads to some form of oral sex.

Meaning 2.
Also used in the phrase "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis" to poke fun at fast food chains and their dodgy food.

Example 1.
"I got a burger right here for you baby, A penis burger"

Example 2.
Cashier "Can I take your order please?"
Customer "I'd like a penis burger with extra penis, large fries and a thickshake"
Cashier "We don't have any penis burgers on the menu, sir.
Customer "What kinda place is this? I just want a fucking penis burger with extra penis... is that so fucking hard?"

by TROYum May 4, 2005

walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.

shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.

by jocko July 19, 2004

penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter

Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.

by kwang June 9, 2003

little penis

A very small penis no more than three or four inches.

Ryan has such a little penis that us girls all laugh and hold up our pinkies when we see him!

by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

Nuclear Penis

A penis that has been near the Chernobyl nuclear reactor too long.

Wow look! That guys dick is glowing! He has a Nuclear Penis!

by ReD[NaDa] October 18, 2008