Park Shark

A "Park Shark" is a woman who goes to skate park - without a skateboard - to court typically male skaters. They will sit on stair sets, ledges, and rails blocking the path for fellow skaters. The Park Shark uses a special technique when courting skaters; they will approach their prey and ask what tricks they can do, whether or not the skater actually lands the trick the Park Shark will act amazed followed by more flirting, etc. Anyone who's see's a park shark or is approached by one should migrate to a larger group of skaters as Park Sharks are known to only prey on individuals. A skate park that contains a large herd of Park Sharks is known as a Shark Park.

Yo dude you wanna hit the down rail next to the set?

Can't man, some park sharks gettin on that guy and the bitch won't move!

shit son!

yeah... should we truck fuck em?

...ok...

by pooptrack May 26, 2011

parking lot

the opposite of a landing strip; two patches of hair separated by a naked patch. not limited to the pubic region.

"did you see that girl, she had a parking lot, who does that?"

by hayvan January 13, 2010

Parked off

Few meanings;

To hide something, To get drunk, To get high or To get so drunk and/or high you get lost and end up sleeping in a random place (parked off).

Dave: Who's getting parked off tonight ?

Richie: Wouldn't mind getting parked off tonight.
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Kierzy: Getting out of this house, Gettin parked off.

Dave: Cool story bro.

by Dave Dub August 17, 2011

park ridge

a place where aberzombie and bitches roam in their mom's used range rovers and dad's used mercedes and pop the collar on their clearance lacoste to try to imitate glencoe. also, all of their brick and stone mcmansions look the same and all were bought with mortgages

girl 1-damn, lizzie, whered u get that abercrombie?
girl 2-don't tell anyone...gurnee mills
girl 1-AHHHHHH are u seriously from park ridge? dont tell anyone i got mine there too

by emersonmiddleman September 11, 2006

parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

Linkin Park.

A really shitty metalcore band for people who that its a "big deal" that a band writes all their songs. They must be hXc, cuz they bleep out the word shit from their song high voltage. Wooo, really pushing the envelope arent they.

Stefano: "I like Linkin Park."
Everyone else: "Fuck you, Linkin Park is complete shit."

by 187onamotherfuckingcop July 16, 2008

south park

A really small town in Colorado with a population of less then 200.

It's in COLORADO NOT Canada!

by guest drone #89 December 11, 2004